Last week, during the European Aquatics Championships in Berlin (BLN 2014), I tried to watch whatever race I could catch between coming home from work and bedtime. I don’t follow any swimmers in particular, so when a race came up where I didn’t know a single name, I said: “I don’t know anyone there, I’ll just cheer for all of them.”
My daughter: “But Mommy, you must know them, you go to the swimming pool all the time!”

And a few days later, when Daddy told her I was going to the swimming pool: “Maybe we’ll see Mommy on TV then.”